Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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