normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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