I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
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