Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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