you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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