Do vagina's smell?
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
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