he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
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