Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
The ass gains better be worth it
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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