I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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