the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
you will always have a special place in my vag
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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