got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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