I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
Did you just see the Batmobile???
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
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