My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
And then he peed in my hair
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