Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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