Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
What did we do last night that was yellow?
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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