ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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