I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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