Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
Randomize
