those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I woke up under a house in Key West
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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