Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
it's not cheating when I paid for it
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
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