I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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