Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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