try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
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