Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
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