The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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