Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
He has the fingertips of a God
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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