My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Are we still banned from the library?
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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