when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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