but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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