dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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