can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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