what if I'm pregnant?
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She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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