So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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