I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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