How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
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