Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
i came on her dog
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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