Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Randomize
