so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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