I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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