Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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