why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Randomize
