some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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