So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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