The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
Randomize
