She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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