Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
COCAINE IS GR8
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Randomize