he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
His hands were made for my vagina.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
You brought string cheese to the strip club
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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