A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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