opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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