You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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