She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
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