Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Damn victory sex feels great
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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